January 2012
1612th:
english words that pitbull knows
party
miami
Anonymous asked: How long did it take your golf wang shirt to come in the mail i just ordered mine and i live in the same area as you how long does it take to ship ?
Straight Girls: Wow, look at that girl I wish I was her.
Lesbians: Wow, look at that girl I wish I was in her.
December 2011
dirtyheads:
in 2011 i got high a lot
thebearran asked: i think i already told you this but damm your blog is fucking dope!! i stay rebloging yo shit!! Wolf Gang
timmytaco:
i do not beleev dat snoop dog is really dog
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
wwiao:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
omfg…
1 tag
thatsmoderatelyraven:
i hate waiting for text messages more than anything
4 tags
Watchkatara:
For JULIA
my eyebrow tutorial(with interruptions)
this is seriously how i do them
hmuifyoureblack:
wardamnkitty:
hmuifyoureblack:
if you’re going to be kissing someone tomorrow at midnight tell me so i can block you
i will…they just don’t know it yet… hell, i don’t even know who it’ll be yet…but i will kiss someone, hahaha.
mom: wake up
me: ok
me: /rolls over and goes back to sleep
five minutes later:
mom: /KICKS DOWN DOOR
me: JESUS CHRIST I'M AWAKE
Hooooorrrnnnyyyy
